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Has a very large ass, described as a "supertanker." Has the tendency to use a lot of toilet paper. He watches videos while he is on the toilet, which is why it takes forever.
He likes to use a lot of big vocabulary words.
He is an amateur plumber and is able to redirect pipes into baskets outside. He will go so far as to dig through someone's actual shit for 20 minutes to prove a point.
He is co-CEO of AIG and Lehman Brothers with Porter Rodell.
Former roommates of 307A: Porter Rodell, Nick Stalwhart, Alan Hapus, Nathaniel Samsien
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/24498/broadcasting-company/rolls-of-justice/