Old Man Soda

Old Man Soda is a type of soda brand. It gives you energy if you are an old man. With one drink you feel like a kid or a high teenager again. Your heart could explode and/or stomach wall can collapse if you drink too much.

The different types of flavors are as follow:

• Sugar Old Man Soda
• Novocain Old Man Soda
• Heroine Old Man Soda
• Crystal Meth Old Man Soda
• Caffeine Old Man Soda
• Alcohol Old Man Soda
• Corn Syrup Old Man Soda
• Ricotta Cheese Old Man Soda
• Beef Fiber Old Man Soda