Old Man Soda

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Old Man Soda is a type of soda brand. It gives you energy if you are an old man. With one drink you feel like a kid or a high teenager again. Your heart could explode and/or stomach wall can collapse if you drink too much.

The different types of flavors are as follow:

Sugar

Novocain

Heroine

Crystal Meth

Caffeine

Alcohol

Corn Syrup

Ricotta Cheese

Beef Fiber