Old Man Soda

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Old Man Soda is a type of soda brand. It gives you energy if you are an old man. With one drink you feel like a kid or a high teenager again. Your heart could explode and/or stomach wall can collapse if you drink too much.

The different types of flavors are as follow:

Sugar Old Man Soda

Novocain Old Man Soda

Heroine Old Man Soda

Crystal Meth Old Man Soda

Caffeine Old Man Soda

Alcohol Old Man Soda

Corn Syrup Old Man Soda

Ricotta Cheese Old Man Soda

Beef Fiber Old Man Soda