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| − | + | Doesn't wipe his ass. His ass smells all of the time. He is allergic to toilet paper and his legs chafe after he uses them. He uses his hands to wipe. | |
| + | He likes to use candy names as substitutes for words with actual meaning. He hates the word "respective." | ||
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| + | He created the [[2-Square Law]] which states that you only need to use two squares of toilet paper for any and all uses. | ||
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| + | He is co-CEO of [[AIG]] and [[Lehman Brothers]] with [[Nick Stalwhart]]. | ||
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| + | Former roommates of 307A: [[Porter Rodell]], [[Nick Stalwhart]], [[Alan Hapus]], [[Nathaniel Samsien]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 15:54, 15 January 2016
Doesn't wipe his ass. His ass smells all of the time. He is allergic to toilet paper and his legs chafe after he uses them. He uses his hands to wipe.
He likes to use candy names as substitutes for words with actual meaning. He hates the word "respective."
He created the 2-Square Law which states that you only need to use two squares of toilet paper for any and all uses.
He is co-CEO of AIG and Lehman Brothers with Nick Stalwhart.
Former roommates of 307A: Porter Rodell, Nick Stalwhart, Alan Hapus, Nathaniel Samsien
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/24498/broadcasting-company/rolls-of-justice/
