Radiator Carpet
From SquackleWiki
Radiator Carpet is a plug-in-able carpet that heats up.
It works like a VCR in the sense that you don’t know how to program it, and it can plug into an outlet!
But there are some drawbacks – they have yet to come out with a model that you can actually control! It usually gives you third degree burns.
Only $1500.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8707/broadcasting-company/radiator-carpet/