RhyDin CheapNSave
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RhyDin CheapNSave is a thrift store owned by two insane individuals. One is the store owner, named Aigmoor Evanian and the other is the cashier named Armel Davidian.
Their motto is “hey you want cheap stuff? Go to RhyDin CheapNSave”
They sell the following at the store:
- Used Socks: $.99
- Used Underwear: $.99
- Used Underwear that has been pissed in and crapped in: Free, I don’t want this shit!
- Used Soap on a rope: $.99
- Brand New Spam: $.99
- Year old Cheese: $.99
- Magic Wand: $.99
- A Two Dollar Prostitute: $.99
- Used Cocaine: $.99
- Anti Super Strong New and Improved Nose Hair Remover: $.99
- Joke A Cola: $.99
- Jomama: $.99
- Taking over my buisness: $.10, PLEASE TAKE IT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
- Tights: $.99
- Watching peoples disgusted face when they walk into my store: Priceless
- Spoom: $.99
- Potty Training Lessons: $.99
- Russian Express Credit Card: (it might not be American Express, but it’s just as good!): $.99
- String Cheese: $.99
- Dike Shirts (Nike is way overated, now it’s time for DIKE! Just BUY it!): $.99
- Tommy Pullmyfinger Jeans: $.99
- Abibas Shoes: $.99
- Kalvin Clein sweatshirts: $.99
- M&W's Candy (Melts in your hand, not in your mouth!): $.99
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