Scottish Windbag Company

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The Scottish Windbag Company is the largest Kazoo supplier in the world.

Their Kazoos are made in China, then sent to Denmark for testing, and then sent to Scotland.

They make Whoopee Cushions, kazoos, and wind chimes that burp.

They are against the United Iwantakazoonowium Getter-Ridders because it would destroy a large part of their business.

Joan Rivers is their torture chamber guard.





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