Shavis
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Shavis is a really buff guy that sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
He sits around all day looking good with his superior muscles. And he shaves. A lot. He likes to shave. He doesn’t do anything else, he sits around shaves all day.
When he gets confused he gets really big and red.
Everyday for breakfast he eats 3 bags of sugar, 2 bags of brown sugar, lot’s of soda which is caffeine enriched, caffeine pills, 3 rush pills, 4 Viagra pills too, and he snuffs Mountain Dew.
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