Category:South Goold

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South Goold is a group of people who live in Goold who despise the North Goold.

Their specialty is in making "Care Baskets" which are chopped up North Goold children who are sent back across the border back home as sandwiches.

They also utilized vacuums as noise pollution terrorism in "Dawn of the Vacuums."

They always get their mail first.

They breed outdoors. They don't use condoms.

They poop in baskets, tie them to cats and let the cats run around wild all over the north.

When they barbecue, they don't clean out their ashes. They instead, take the ashes, put them on the ground, and then pee on it.

They brush their teeth with boogers. They comb their hair with a rock. They take baking soda, put on the ground and pee on it to make it fizz in the middle of the street.




Relevant articles:

- Freedom Doesn't Live Here movie

Pages in category "South Goold"

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