Stotch's Scary Crane Park

Stotch's Scary Crane Park is an amusement park inside of Beauracracy Town town.

The main attraction was having Stotch Crane, as a ghost, squawk in people's faces and scare them. He would also watch people go to the bathroom with his crane mouth wide open.

Ghost-themed investigation reality TV shows came by the amusement park all of the time during its prime.

No one remembers what it was named before, and eventually the park could not sustain its business so it was closed down and abandoned.

Pictures of Stotch Crane's apparent murder are the decor of the amusement park. Masking tape litter the grounds like tumbleweed.

Hipsters made the amusement park their home for a short period of time before it became abandoned again. Hot Topic receipts littered the ground as a result.

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