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[[Takashi Stoy]] is a mercenary assassin.  His partner is [[Moo Zoo]].
 
[[Takashi Stoy]] is a mercenary assassin.  His partner is [[Moo Zoo]].
  
He is also popularly known for being the only man to ever score a homerun in [[Stickball]], for which he is very proud of.  It had brought him great honor to his people, his family, himself, and "most of all" to the game of [[Stickball]].
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He is also popularly known for being the only man to ever score a homerun in [[Stickball]], for which he is very proud of.  It had brought him great honor to his people, his family, himself, and "most of all" to the game of [[Stickball]].  He is on the [[Cleveland Booby McBoobs]].
  
 
He lost both of his knees during a [[Stickball]] game in [[Wichita]], [[Kansas]].  He tripped because it is so flat out there.
 
He lost both of his knees during a [[Stickball]] game in [[Wichita]], [[Kansas]].  He tripped because it is so flat out there.
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He left the army and wanted to find a better life in the [[United States of America]], and that's how he found out about [[Stickball]].
 
He left the army and wanted to find a better life in the [[United States of America]], and that's how he found out about [[Stickball]].
  
He has played football and Ninjitsu (he considers it a sport).
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He has played football and Ninjitsu (he considers it a sport).  He drives a Mini Cooper.
  
 
When he runs, he claims he has purpose, and will "get there."  He does what he does, cause what he does is what he does best.
 
When he runs, he claims he has purpose, and will "get there."  He does what he does, cause what he does is what he does best.
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He has many endorsements because he is the best player in the [[United States]].
  
 
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Latest revision as of 13:51, 17 December 2011

Takashi Stoy is a mercenary assassin. His partner is Moo Zoo.

He is also popularly known for being the only man to ever score a homerun in Stickball, for which he is very proud of. It had brought him great honor to his people, his family, himself, and "most of all" to the game of Stickball. He is on the Cleveland Booby McBoobs.

He lost both of his knees during a Stickball game in Wichita, Kansas. He tripped because it is so flat out there.

He usually covers his mouth with his turban thing so that no one knows if he smiles. He wears his hat because it is him, only externalized -- it is him inside, outside. What he means, is that "inside," he is an Arab.

He left the army and wanted to find a better life in the United States of America, and that's how he found out about Stickball.

He has played football and Ninjitsu (he considers it a sport). He drives a Mini Cooper.

When he runs, he claims he has purpose, and will "get there." He does what he does, cause what he does is what he does best.

He has many endorsements because he is the best player in the United States.




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