Ted Holbrook
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Ted Holbrook is a man that just got out of rehab. In his spare time he’s a ninja that hangs around with clowns and pirates. They all use pogo sticks and usually go on night raids in people’s houses, stealing their milk in broad daylight.
He recently broke out of jail. He also carries a big sword around and acts like Conan the Barbarian.
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