Ted the Repair Guy
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Ted the Repair Guy is a Venusian. He constructed a trash compactor, called the Star Compactor, that was so large that it is able to crush the Earth.
One day when he was working, some rich people came and told him to repair 50 billion of their trash compactors. He went crazy and turned those 50 billion trash compactors into one large compactor, named the Star Compactor.
He attempted to crush the Earth with his Star Compactor but ended up not doing it because the Venusians launched nuclear missiles at his Star Compactor. He has since gone into hiding, repairing his Star Compactor to one day return and crush both Venus and Earth.
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