The Emperor of Finland
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Rules Finland.
He banned the Euro from being used in Finland, and all soda costs 1 United States dollar.
He has made it a priority of Finland to take over Canada. Once he controls Canada, he will sell the land off and use the money to build a mind control machine to then take over the world.
If you disagree with him, he forces people into the snowball-making work camps.
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