Category:The Middle East
The Middle East is a country. It is full of deserts, cheese, rivers, and vast plots of cornfields.
The Middle East is like a pie. It has an oil filling, it’s crust is sandy, everyone wants a piece of it and it smells bad.
The Middle East is like swiss cheese because it has a lot of holes in it.
The Middle East produces a lot of porn.
There are a lot of fish in the sand, and people go snorkeling in the sand, too.
People like to dump a lot of ranch dressing on it.
The Middle East tends to melt when its really hot.
The Middle East is a magnet for a lot of the nutjobs of the world.