The Unsolved Miseries Guy

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The Unsolved Miseries Guy is a guy in a trench coat who reads off a script during the Unsolved Miseries TV show. He is pretty bad at reading, sometimes, too.

He likes to swat at imaginary flies, and pretend he's a frog as well.

He doesn't have a college degree. He also has a ventriloquist that talks for him at times.




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