Uncle Turd Chaser
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Uncle Turd Chaser is a man who works with waste water and thinks it is cool.
His titties are bigger than some other people’s. Nobody likes him. His own family wishes him dead secretly.
He is 40 years old.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/6662/poetry-and-songs/my-uncle-the-turd-chaser/
