Warren Walker
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Warren Walker is a professional home cook. He is friends with Allen Woods.
He likes to make milk lasagna, and Banana Hamma.
He laminates all of his food so that it doesn't get dirty.
His real name might actually be Steve.
He has a dog named Patches the Dog.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/22037/broadcasting-company/sbc-tv-shows/standcom-pilot-episode/