Arby

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The owner and creator of all of the Arby's Restaurants.

Everyone hates him and Arby's Restaurants.

He enslaved his aunt, Aunt Arby to make food for his restaurant until she died. Soon thereafter, he enslaved the rest of his living family and they worked out of his bedroom closet.

After he beat up the CEOs of McDonalds and Burger King, he was featured on “America's Least Wanted,” where he was nicknamed the “Fast Food CEO Crap Beater Outter.”

He was sent to LA County Prison when he was caught. He made friends and hired managers for his restaurant while he was at prison.





Relevant articles:


http://squackle.com/6772/stories/the-autobiography-of-arby-the-crappy-fast-food-restaurant-owner/