Arby's Restaurants

Arby's Restaurants is a huge chain of fast food restaurants that everyone hates. No one knows how it stays in business with everyone hating it.

Arby owns Arby's Restaurants. It began when he enslaved his family into making crappy food to sell.

The first advertising campaign was where Arby went over to the CEOs of McDonalds and Burger King’s houses and beat the crap out of them.

Most of the restaurants are managed by ex-prisoners from LA County Prison.

Slowly Arby's Restaurants became more and more profitable as they served their sandwiches in low-rate elementary schools once a week, earning the chain billions and billions of dollars.

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http://squackle.com/6772/stories/the-autobiography-of-arby-the-crappy-fast-food-restaurant-owner/