Burger King the Janitor
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Burger King the Janitor is a janitor at a school.
He buys alcohol for minors and was conceived on Saint Patrick’s Day by Giles Schirmer (Dadda) and Mary Schirmer (Momma).
He never went to college. He was named after his parent’s favorite restaurant.
He works at School School.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/6773/stories/the-janitors-great-adventure/
