Giles Schirmer
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Giles Schirmer is the father of Burger King the Janitor.
Mary Schirmer is his wife-to-be.
His son Burger King the Janitor calls him “Dadda.”
His head was chopped off by an invisible man named Joe Cortes.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/6773/stories/the-janitors-great-adventure/
