David Johnson
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David Johnson is a Polish guy who likes dildos.
He is 15 years old and is the brother of Tom Johnson.
He hates girls and is gay. All he knows about girls is that they’re dumb and stupid and he hates them. He has a girlfriend named Ashley Linden.
He has blue hair and white eyes.
He dropped out in fourth grade. He taught himself everything he knows by doing drugs and watching Barney the Dinosaur TV shows. He moved to England.
He takes after his grandmother, Silky Mocol.
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