Hipster-Honcho Jake Guldinthal
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Hipster-Honcho Jake Guldinthal is one of the leaders of the Hipsters. He has is own group of Hipsters known as the Hipster Congregation whom he had lead to the promised land of Stotch's Scary Crane Park where they lived until they were chased off.
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http://squackle.com/23092/stories/the-cranes-and-the-masking-tape/