Jack Smack

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Jack Smack is the roommate of Cassidy Tulofong and Crellit Kard. He jerks off to news a lot. He has a gun that turns into a stabbing weapon, called an H2SID Inertia Gun. He uses it like a fleshlight as well as a weapon. He's kind of a fucking weirdo. He also eats human brains, but it isn't a normal thing for aliens of his race to eat.


He is of an unnamed alien race that can secrete a biological mixture called "Red Tar." This alien race is also able to teleport short distances and take a lot of damage while beating each other up.




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http://squackle.com/25325/stories/they-would-deny-it-was-ground-zero/