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| − | [[Jack Smack]] is the roommate of [[Cassidy Tulofong]] and [[Crellit Kard]]. He jerks off to news a lot. He has a gun that turns into a stabbing weapon, called an H2SID. He uses it like a fleshlight as well as a weapon. He's kind of a fucking weirdo. | + | [[Jack Smack]] is the roommate of [[Cassidy Tulofong]] and [[Crellit Kard]]. He jerks off to news a lot. He has a gun that turns into a stabbing weapon, called an H2SID. He uses it like a fleshlight as well as a weapon. He's kind of a fucking weirdo. He also eats human brains, but it isn't a normal thing for aliens of his race to eat. |
Revision as of 10:42, 13 June 2017
Jack Smack is the roommate of Cassidy Tulofong and Crellit Kard. He jerks off to news a lot. He has a gun that turns into a stabbing weapon, called an H2SID. He uses it like a fleshlight as well as a weapon. He's kind of a fucking weirdo. He also eats human brains, but it isn't a normal thing for aliens of his race to eat.
He is of an unnamed alien race that can secrete a biological mixture called "Red Tar."
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/25325/stories/they-would-deny-it-was-ground-zero/
