Joe Shmoe
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Joe Shmoe is a man who hired the Chuck E. Cheese Law Firm to defend him against a shoplifting charge, but actually got found guilty for murder in the first degree because they did so bad.
He got Hepatitis C from Birdy the Hooker so that no one would screw him in jail.
Relevant articles:
http://squackle.com/8745/broadcasting-company/chuck-e-cheese-law-firm/
