Percy the Sniper

Percy the Sniper is a sniper who hallucinates about being a sniper. He is not actually a sniper.

He actually works as a mascot at Burger Castle. He has a Masters Degree in Being a Mascot from CSUA. He lives in New York.

On his way to work one day, he was hit with 253 baseballs in the head. He was then captured by the Scottish Windbag Company and put into a dungeon chamber where he stays to this day.

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Relevant articles:

• http://squackle.com/6765/stories/sniper-problems/
• http://squackle.com/6763/stories/percys-day-out-the-prequel-to-sniper-problems/