Baron Von Jones
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Baron Von Jones is a Stickball employee from England. He didn't have a job so he moved to America to work for the Stickball sport as a stick-picker-upper and a player.
He wears a coonskin hat with a red Santa Claus hat on top.
He gets paid 12 dollars an hour, and gets an hour of work every few days. He likes his life because he gets to eat KFC fried chicken every once in a while, and he gets to pick up sticks.
He used to be on the Stickball team New England English. He quit and then joined the KFC Corporate Stickball Team. He likes to hit people with sticks and dreams about doing it again and again and again. One time he stabbed it through a guy, and killed him. He was then sued.
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- Stickball movie
